She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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