No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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