how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
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