video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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