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so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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