Me too!
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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