Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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