i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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