Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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