Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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