No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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