Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
operation have a gay friend backfired
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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