Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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