As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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