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i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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