I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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