Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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