white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
