i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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