where am i from again
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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