I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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