why didn't you poke me back
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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