Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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