He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just want nice things and good sex
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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