Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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