i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I think I sprained my soul last night
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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