Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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