I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Randomize
