The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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