I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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