margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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