To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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