yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
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It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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