he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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I will pee on everything he values.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
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