two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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