I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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