You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize