drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
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