apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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