Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
where are my eyebrows?
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