Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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