how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She's the barista slut.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Randomize
