and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
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I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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