HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
