he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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