i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
as a side note pls kill me
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