please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
porn star boner night. come get it.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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