Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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