Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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