Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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