So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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