But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It was confusing and full of hummus
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?