Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
