I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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