It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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