Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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