No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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