Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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