Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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