he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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