new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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