Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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